conversation with brian

[georion23]

we have the most interesting conversations when we're stressed and exhausted.

me: did you see my pictures?
brian: I got home at 12:45 and passed out immediately.
me: useless
brian: Sorry, next time I'll prioritize facebook pictures before sleep.
me: you better
brian: Oh I will!
brian: *hurls turtles*
me: *catches turtles*
me: *releases turtles into the wild*
me: *skips away happily*
brian: *napalms the wild*
brian: *skips away vengefully*
me: *cries in anguish at the loss of the poor poor turtles*
me: *curses the heavens*
brian: *commands his horde of zombie turtles*
me: *commands giant zombie turtle-crushing robot army*
brian: *hugs robots*
me: *robots hug back*
brian: *goes on robot/human picnic*
me: *flies kites and chases butterflies*
brian: *robot ticklefight*
me: *giggles*
brian: *chortles*
me: *frolics*
brian: *scampers*
me: *climbs a tree*
brian: *climbs a dandelion*
me: *watches you crush the dandelion and cry*
brian: I'M WEIGHTLESS!